15: Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
More Discworld. Particularly good, because it deals with Death a great deal.
Is it the phenylethylamine, mildly analeptic [i.e., stimulating the central nervous system], euphoriant, supposedly aphrodisiac, which chocolate contains? Cheese and salami contain more of this.
Most of the world's plants—more than 90 percent of the known species—are connected by a vast subterranean network of fungal fillaments, in a symbiotic association that goes back to the very origin of land plants, 400 million years ago. These fungal fillaments are essential for the plants' well-being, acting as living conduits for the transmission of water and essential minerals (and perhaps also organic compounds) not only between the plants and fungi but from plant to plant.
If seeing patients, visiting archeological sites, wandering in rain forests, snorkelling in the reefs, at first seem to bear no relation to each other [...]
It is said that Wittgenstein was either the easiest or the most difficult of house-guests to accommodate, because though he would eat, with gusto, whatever was served to him on his arrival, he would then want exactly the same for every subsequent meal for the rest of his stay. This is seen as extraordinary, even pathological, by many people—but since I myself am similarly disposed, I see it as perfectly normal.
Children sometimes play with coconut crabs by placing some wet grass at an angle on a palm tree that contains a coconut crab. When the animal climbs down, it believes the grass is the ground, releases its grip on the tree, and subsequently falls.
"What did you tell her about the shop for?" I ask the others.
"I didn't know it was classified information," says Barry. "I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not, like, a business strategy."
"She won't spend any money."
"No, of course not. That's why she was asking if we knew any good record shops. She just wants to come in and waste our time."
"Since when did this shop become a fascist regime?"
"Since you brought that terrible tape in."