39: Ik sprak met viervoeters, vogels en vissen, Konrad Lorenz
I read this in English (King Solomon's Ring) a while ago. It's still delightful.
A child asked the babysitter to bring a book from downstairs and read her a bedtime story. When the babysitter returned with the wrong book, the child demanded furiously, "What did you bring that book I don't want to be read to out of up for?"
The sex-starved daughter of a prison governor offered a male prisoner whom she fancied the chance to escape from jail if he would sleep with her. He replied, "It's a tempting offer; but I'm afraid it's against my principles to end a sentence with a proposition."