2: They Call Me Naughty Lola: Personal Ads from the London Review of Books, ed. David Rose

Hilarious.

Some of my favourites:

Blah, blah, whatever. Indifferent woman. Go ahead and write. Box no. 3253. Like I care.

Like the ad above, but better educated and well-read. Also larger bosoms. Man, 38, Watford. Box no. 2712.

Grave disappointment all round WLTM serious mistake in a nightie. Box no. 6453.

How can I follow that? Man, 47. Gives up easily. Box no. 9547.